milf hunter

important-animal-images:
Percy (office cat) is working overtime tonight
He is a baker at the office cafe.

funnytwittertweets:
via

Francesca by hozier is a beautiful and poignant song, but every time i hear the lyric 🎵What good would it be on the far side of things?🎵 my brain just goes to

pika-memes:

moderately-sized-dreadmaw asked:

how silly is this cat do you think

nyancrimew:

definitely one of the silliest to ever do it

memewhore:

whatadumbasslamb:

effervescent

over-sleep:

ぬか喜び　(;^ω^) ﾀﾊﾊ
Teamwork
（Baskerville84さんのImgur）

husbandtits:

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

theriverbeyond:

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

payasita:

corvus-woodfordi:
payasita:
scrtchptch:
payasita:
boss makes a dollar I make a dime
flat top grill penis on company time

if you say so, tumblr user nutsacktorturer
im frying all of you on the penis griddle if you don’t cut this shit out right now
reblog to get fried on the penis griddle
i know what ive sown here but gotta say, not a big fan of all this reaping

icarus-suraki:

pureirishnonsense:
blue-eyed-thing:
silvermarmot:
kaijutegu:
kaijutegu:
kaijutegu:
I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.
Remorseless! A remorseless, shameless thief!
She put herself in prison and then passed out
Her belly is full and her heart unburdened by guilt. Perfect time for a nap.
Pure decadence
Lost in the sauce